Atlanta Falcons New Stadium with Vibrating Seats

The Atlanta Falcons are about to start construction on a new stadium and one of the planned perks of the new stadium are seats that vibrate. Our news reporter, Chip, is on the job to explain what some of the other functions of the new stadium are, including vibrating toilet seats and why those are important for fans.

This is our first “reporter video” aimed at reporting world news with details that other networks may leave out. When it comes to the vibrating seats, one has to wonder how they are triggered. For example, if the vibrating stadium seats are activated by a human pressing a button then by the time the human sees the hit, presses the button, and it transmits to the seats, won’t the hit be over? Then again, some fans may be too drunk to realize it.

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This is a KFUN News Break.

The Atlanta Falcons are set to build a new $1 billion stadium that includes vibrating seats as one of its features. Since the announcement last week, season ticket sales among women have skyrocketed by 75%.

The Falcons are also discussing the addition of vibrating toilet seats that will encourage quicker bowel movements, allowing fans to get back to the action sooner.

Finally, by a 5-4 vote, the Falcons dismissed the idea of seats that could be set to “shock” mode for fans of the visiting team.

Reporting for KFUN, I’m Chip Walters

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